If we see these two ADs above, at first, it's hard to find out what these are all about.
Now, lets talk about Handsome UP in above ad. Out of query, when i called them, a lady responded and then my call got forwarded. There a gent spoke to me, and i put my question like:
Me: tyo handsome up bhaneko k ho, dai
Him: ahhh..( i figured out he was in public area).. eh tyo .. hajur ko,.. tyo chahi.. cha ni.. ahh..
Me:( i was like AREY!!! for a moment).. hajur
Him: tyo cha ni, Gents haru ko.. cha ni.. tyo THULO parney chij ho..
Me: k ho testo chij chahi tapaiko
Him: eh tyo.. tyo USA ko machine ho..
Me: eh.. ani kati ni tesko daam chahi..
Him: dherai hoina 2500 rupiyaa matra..
Me: tutt!! dai pani, waha mailey 1700 Rupeyaa ma dekhya chu..
Him:(he started to get annoyed), hora?? eh tyo ta.. nakkali ho, chinese saman.. hamro ta USA ko ho, original..
Me: ha ha ha ha.. hus dai, ahiley rakhchu pachi phone garchu..
Him: ani tapai ahiley kaha bata bolnu bhako
Me: ma?? ( i lied) chabahil bata.
and i put down the phone.
I found that he was talking about PENIS PUMP. A penis exercise device. It sucks the air when penis is put inside the vacuum tube giving artificial erection to penis. And releasing the air in and sucking air out again which gives full blood flow to all parts of penis and hence giving solid-rock erection. There are 3 different sizes of rubbers to put on Penis so that there is air tight.
There was a POWER UP before and now, it's HANDSOME UP. Both of these are same machine. Due to some reasons, these guys are not giving proper infos on AD. Power Up costs around Rs2000 but Handsome Up is costing around Rs 2500. In medical stores, according to them, doctors are selling it for Rs 3000 for erectile dysfunction issues.
ANd, i don't know much about the ladies breast pump but many years ago, i heard it from one my friend. I don't know if it was for her or whom, but she told me that she ordered something special from Bombay for her friend. When i inquired lot about that special thing, she told me it's some sort of breast enlarging cream/tools for her friend. And i shut up after i heard that. I think one of the Above AD directly relates to Women's Breast Pumping machine. If i'm not wrong it works on the same principal as of penis pumps.
Now, i really don't know if these ADs really works or not. But, both men and women want attractive body. Men wants huge penis and women wants bigger breast. It's universal truth. And to take benefit of peoples miseries, ADs like above make profit.
One thing i admit, we work on our different body part, i mean we exercise and pumps our body part, like biceps, triceps, chest etc. When we keep ourselves fit, we look good but have we been really caring about our penis? i think if it has nothing harm , then using such pump is must. After all, our Mr. Happy does need proper blood circulation and exercise. Don't care if it doesn't grow in thickness or length. Give it also a proper exercise.
One thing is sure, women with big breast is turn on for men and men with big penis is turn on for women. Accept the truth and follow the trends.
More on next time.
8 comments:
Its really interesting article. Good.
Thank you weyouth
Chya tyo machine haru ke chalairakhne ni. Should be happy with your own body and if not then exercise will do everyone GOOD!
Haina?
kohi tha chinna hai malai esto kura barey ...... aba bike modify garey jasto kasilai afnu body ni modify garna maaan lagchaa hola ni ........ badauni ghatauni garna amaan lagchaa hola ni
It is believed that in virginity energy is in hidden. I am a virgin(it's very hurted to say but i am), though i feel myself a lazy guy. Do you guys have any words abt it ?
Humnn .... Its your wish as to how long to mantain you virginity. i dont know about the energy thing but just dont have sex because you are feeling embrassed to be a virgin .... A person is always free to choose when he wants to start his sex life .... till then you have the option of pleasuring yourself ... virginity is not a crime ..... people may say "you are no a man if you havent had sex" or like "you are virgin because you are not capable of getting a patner" but dont give a fuck ...... well if you want to lose your virginity then man lose it ...... btw whats your age?
Nonsense things…& harmful also…did u read recent report on such machines? Nepali doctors say that they’re receiving more cases of injury & diseases caused by such machines…n they do make your bhai longer nor bigger boobs …it’s all psychological thagee…beware…im not a good looking or handsome man, but I never felt any artificial change…just look at those capitalist ads…baklo lamo kesh…why? i like gal with short hair…boys’ cut…they look smart in boys cut…n there’s no proof that those lotions give you what u want…accept yourself guys & gals!
oops..hey guys...my mistake..i left
"NOT" from a sentence. Read like this:
n they do not make your bhai longer nor bigger boobs
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